A Veteran Summonee’s Ultimate Form: Cat

Gods are, generally speaking, not fans of directly putting their fingers on the scale. This is for a variety of reasons, ranging from caution to amusement, but is generally because after a few hundred millennia and enough prayers to fill a hollow Earth, you're bound to learn the art of delegation. Luckily, among the unwashed masses, there exist the exceptional, the gifted, those with the potential to become Heroes.

Useful pawns.

Thus, the Gods adopted a more laissez-faire policy.

Quasi Eludo has been a Hero. He did the whole "save the world” rigmarole, came home, and mulled over his magical journey. It was amazing! A whole lifetime as the destined savior, with magic and monsters, love and adventure, lifelong friendships and heartfelt goodbyes. There was so much, and yet, gone so soon.

It wasn’t enough. It was never enough. He wanted to do it again. And where wants coincide, there's a market, so he sold his services to the lazy, wanton Gods.

Quasi Eludo, Hero for Hire. [No world too big, no quest too small]

Now, after traveling to twenty nine different worlds, Quasi Eludo finds himself against a far different battle. One that involves the worst, most evil organizations in subjective human history. An organization known as the Internal Revenue Service. An organization that has hounded our Hero ever since his first divine payment.

Regardless, Quasi Eludo is ready for this. A court date is set, documents are ready, his lawyers have been to the gym, and their suits are appropriately sized.

And with no summoning expected or schedules on that day, nothing should absolutely go wrong.

And even if something does go wrong, how bad can it truly get?