The Female Lead's Revenge: The CEO's Kidney at Stake

I sat by the bedside and skillfully lit a cigarette. "Don't be sad. I'll take responsibility for you."

The man flung back the quilt, revealing a cold and handsome face with a strong jawline. His thin lips curled slightly into a devilish smile. He extended his long, slender index finger and tilted my chin up. "Woman, are you trying to get my attention this way? Hmm?"

I calmly moved his hand away. "Ah, no, I'm not..."

God knows I'm racking my brains to make this man hate me in order to keep my kidney. I wish he would get angry and throw me to Africa!

I never dreamed that one day I would become the Mary Sue female lead in my own domineering president novel, The President Finally Regrets. In this strange world, I can only rely on my advantage of knowing the plot in advance to survive.

In half a month, the male lead Zhao Tinghao's white moonlight, Qin Zihan, will be back. If I remember correctly, the day after she comes back, she will dig out one of the female lead's kidneys, that is, mine. Qin Yuwei. The second male lead, Lei Xuan, the spare tire, will secretly take me away right after the operation.

At present, the most important thing is to find a way to keep my kidney.

Suddenly, an idea struck me. Since Lei Xuan has the ability to take me away, why not leave now?

But I don't know where to find him now. I'm so regretful that I could kick myself. Why didn't I make up a home address for Lei Xuan? It seems that I can only rely on myself now.

While I was immersed in worry, I suddenly remembered that the popular actress Lin Huiru was coming today. My memory told me that she came here on purpose to pick a fight and deliberately fell down the stairs to frame me.

Judging from the current situation, I can only hide. But this is Zhao Tinghao's territory. He can find me no matter where I hide.

After much thought, I decided to stay in the toilet.

Looking at the time, Lin Huiru should be arriving soon. I pressed myself against the back of the toilet door and listened carefully. There were indeed sounds outside.

"Tinghao, I miss you. By the way, I heard that Yuwei is here. Why don't I see her?"

When I heard her mention me, I instinctively stepped back, but kicked over a bottle of Mr. Muscle. I was so startled that I decided to strike first. "Huiru, I'm using the toilet!"

Zhao Tinghao said impatiently, "Qin Yuwei, how much longer are you going to stay in the toilet? It's already been an hour!"

"I, I'm constipated."

Another twenty minutes passed. I really had no reason to stay any longer, so I had to open the door and come out.

Lin Huiru pretended to be concerned and asked me if I was feeling okay. I glanced at Zhao Tinghao and saw that he still had a cold face.

I replied, "My hemorrhoids are acting up. It really hurts."

Zhao Tinghao sneered. "Where did you get hemorrhoids?"

My face turned bright red, and Lin Huiru's face turned pale. I've never regretted creating such a venomous-tongued character for the male lead as much as I do now.

Lin Huiru pretended to be calm and asked me a few words of concern. Then she took my arm and said she wanted to take a look at my room.

Here it comes. She's starting!

I shook my head like a rattle. "No, no, no. Let's just chat on the first floor. There's no need to go to my room."

But she was persistent and insisted on going. Zhao Tinghao also said that it wouldn't cost me anything to let her have a look.

I was so anxious that sweat broke out on my forehead. Then I had a flash of inspiration. "Okay, let's go. As long as you, Huiru, don't mind the posters of nude men all over my room. Let me tell you, they are all top-notch. I fall asleep every night looking at the abs and pecs on the wall."

Zhao Tinghao shot me a sharp look, which was even more lethal than Ultraman's laser.

In order to maintain her pure and innocent image in front of Zhao Tinghao, Lin Huiru finally gave up the idea of visiting the second floor. I let out a sigh of relief. I finally managed to dodge a bullet.

After spending some time dealing with Lin Huiru and then several days outwitting Zhao Tinghao's other admirers, finally, the queen of the white lotus, Qin Zihan, was about to return.

I was at a loss and had a poor appetite. I only ate two bowls of rice for dinner. Zhao Tinghao asked me, "What's wrong with you?"

"My kidney hurts."

After dinner, I went to bed early. However, I tossed and turned for most of the night and realized a truth: People still have to save themselves.

Maybe I thought too much last night. When I got up, it was almost noon. Zhao Tinghao had gone to the company early in the morning. The servants were all Zhao Tinghao's eyes and ears. I quietly came to the villa gate and took out a large bunch of keys I had stolen last night.

Humph, I'll try them one by one. I don't believe I can't open the door.

Just as I was about to open the door, shit, I forgot it was a combination lock! Right, the password! I'm the author. No one knows the password better than I do!

I excitedly pressed: 123456

Beep, the door opened.

The first thing I did after coming out was to go to the wet market. Along the way, I was thinking that both humans and pigs are mammals, so human kidneys and pig kidneys should be more or less the same. So I decided right away to buy a pig kidney.

I carried the pig kidney and went to xx Hospital to find the chief surgeon who was going to remove my kidney.

He smiled at me and said, "We doctors don't accept gifts from patients."

"No, doctor, you've misunderstood. Have you ever seen anyone give a pig kidney as a gift?" I leaned closer to him and whispered, "The night after tomorrow, I will be brought here with another woman. That woman claims she needs a kidney transplant, but in fact, she is perfectly healthy and has no problems at all. Her only purpose is to get my kidney. So I'd like to ask you not to really remove my kidney. Instead, show this pig kidney to an incredibly handsome guy as if it were mine. And finally, when you get home, stir-fry it with some scallions. It's really delicious!"

He took the pig kidney, nodded seriously, then turned around and dialed a phone number, speaking in a low voice. I couldn't hear what he said.

After hanging up the phone, he told me to stay put. Soon, I was taken to the psychiatry department by the hospital security guards.

"No, I'm not sick. You've got the wrong person!"

It was Zhao Tinghao who came to take me out. I didn't want to look at his brows furrowed like a bar chart, nor did I want to deal with the emotions in his eyes that were divided like a pie chart.

I just wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into. I was so embarrassed. I wanted to disappear.

He was driving a Ferrari with one hand, stepping on the gas to 250 mph. He turned his head and said teasingly, "How about having pig kidney stir-fried with scallions tonight?"

I pinched his forearm a few times. "Get lost."

As soon as we got back to the villa, we saw several suitcases. I thought something was wrong. At this moment, a woman with charming eyes, a delicate face, and a graceful figure came down the stairs.

I immediately guessed that this was the vicious second female lead, Qin Zihan.

Here it comes. It still came. The wheel of the clichéd plot in the domineering president novel rolled over me mercilessly. Well, I might as well eat more pig kidneys tonight. After all, eating something can nourish the corresponding part of the body.

Qin Zihan was back. I sat on the bedside, at a loss. According to the plot, tomorrow was the day to have my kidney removed.

Suddenly, I had a shock. I had forgotten that Zhao Tinghao, out of guilt towards Qin Yuwei, would spend an intimate night with her tonight.

I don't want that!

Before I could come up with a countermeasure, Zhao Tinghao had already opened the door and come in. At this moment, I deeply regretted giving the male lead the right to enter freely.

As expected, he was only wearing a bathrobe, with his pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs faintly visible.

What a hot body... Bah! What time is it now? I need to calm down, calm down!

He frowned tightly, his expression full of guilt. He took a big step forward and hugged me.

I struggled desperately. He said in a hoarse voice, "Woman, you're playing with fire!"

I was instantly stunned. I swallowed hard and said, "I can spray water. Let's go and save grandpa together."

He curved his lips into a smile. "What did you say you can do?"

Ahhh! What nonsense did I just say? Take it back, take it back!

I used all my strength to kick him in the abs, forcing us apart. "Give me a moment to calm down, just a moment."

Finally, he let go of me and looked at me with great interest.

Judging from the situation, unless I tied him up, tonight would definitely... That's right! Just tie him up and it'll be done!

I gritted my teeth and decided to go for it.

"Tinghao, let's do something exciting today. Wait for me to find a rope first."

He was stunned at first, and then his expression turned into one that seemed to say, "You're quite smart, little girl." He was full of playfulness.

When I found the rope, we started arguing about who should be tied up.

This guy only responds to soft tactics, so I softened my tone. "No, I want to take the lead tonight."

Only then did Zhao Tinghao give in. I smiled wickedly and tied him up tightly, making a firm knot at the end of the rope.

He lay on the bed, waiting for me, looking as if he was ready to face death. I laughed out loud and directly threw a quilt over him.

"Qin Yuwei, I'm warning you!" He tried his best to suppress his boiling anger.

"Serves you right for being so horny and lecherous, ！" I sat on the sofa next to him, crossed my legs, and sipped Italian handmade coffee, quietly watching him.

He started to wriggle, probably trying to untie the rope.

I laughed. "Wriggle, keep wriggling."

"Qin Yuwei!"

He struggled for a long time, and finally, he stopped moving and fell asleep. I thought Zhao Tinghao couldn't come up with any tricks, so I relaxed. Overwhelmed by sleepiness, I fell asleep.

I slept until dawn. Zhao Tinghao was no longer on the bed, leaving only a rope.

How did he untie it?

I don't dare to ask, and I don't dare to say.

I stretched and walked downstairs. I saw Qin Zihan sitting gracefully on the sofa, as if she were the mistress of the house.

I recalled carefully. There was going to be another high-energy scene here.

Qin Zihan looked at me with an innocent face and a beaming smile. "Sister, we haven't chatted for a long time."

If I remembered correctly, she was about to play her trump card!

I was just about to sneak back when, to my surprise, she grabbed me and looked at me with watery eyes.

If it were someone else, they would definitely be deceived by her appearance.

At this moment, the maid, Aunt Li, passed by with a plate of mangoes. "Madam, the president gave instructions before going out today. He asked you to spend some time chatting with Miss Zihan when you have time."

Damn it...

Now I could only meet the challenge head-on. So I stiffly sat down next to Qin Zihan.

"Sister, I really missed you during the years I was abroad..." She started to pretend to pour out her feelings.

As expected of a character I created, she was so scheming.

I was calculating the time in my mind. Watching the pointer pass 12... Here came the high-energy scene.

Suddenly, Qin Zihan plopped down on the ground, covering her face with her hands and looking at me with teary eyes. "Sister, what did I say wrong? Why did you push me and hit me?"

Zhao Tinghao, who came back to get the company documents, happened to see this scene. He strode over with his long legs, picked Qin Zihan up and held her in his arms, glaring at me fiercely with anger in his eyes. "Qin Yuwei, you're so intolerant of Zihan!"

How could I deal with this situation???

Then I had a thought and realized that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get rid of the overbearing president.

I slapped myself hard. "I'm not human. I deserve to die! I'm a vicious woman. I despise myself! I'm so heartless!"

I pretended to wipe away my tears. "I can't forgive myself, and neither should you! I have no face to stay here any longer, nor can I face you. I'm a sinner. I'm leaving now. Don't try to stop me!"

When Qin Zihan heard that I was leaving, her eyes lit up immediately. With an understanding look on her face, she turned to the overbearing president and said, "Since sister is determined to leave..."

"Humph, it's not that easy." The overbearing president looked down on me. "I'm going to keep you here to atone for your sins!"

Me: "..."

Not only did my plan fail, but I was also locked in the room by Zhao Tinghao.

Before I knew it, it was night. Suddenly, with a bang, my room door was kicked open. Two bodyguards in black rushed in, grabbed me and dragged me away.

They were definitely going to take me to have my kidney removed.

I struggled desperately, kicking and punching, but the two big men remained unmoved.

I tried to reason with them. "Guys, I'm already so pitiful. Don't send me to the slaughterhouse! If something happens to me, you'll be accomplices!"

"Shut up. Go and tell the president if you have anything to say!" Their eyes were fierce.

I felt their muscles, which were as hard as iron lumps. I was so scared that I froze and obediently shut up. If I angered them, they might just roll me up like a Swiss roll, stuff me in a suitcase and take me away.

After a while, we arrived at xx Hospital. Zhao Tinghao was already waiting at the entrance.

Thinking carefully, in the plot, Qin Yuwei actually didn't know about it because the overbearing president hadn't told her personally that he was going to remove her kidney so far.

I secretly clenched my fists. Well, I might as well take a gamble.

I squeezed out two tears and pretended to be worried and delicate. "Tinghao, I heard that Zihan is sick. I want to go and see her."

The two big men were stunned. It turned out that a woman could really change her face as fast as the legends said.

Zhao Tinghao and I went to Qin Zihan's hospital room. She was lying on the bed with a drip.

I rushed over crying and tearfully grabbed Qin Zihan's hand. "My dear sister, what's wrong with you?"

Qin Zihan smiled gently. "Sister, it's my kidney..."

What? She was going to mention the kidney thing? Stop her!

I plopped down on the ground, covered my stomach and wailed. "It hurts so much! My kidney hurts so much!"

"Qin Yuwei, the kidney isn't there." The overbearing president interjected suddenly.

I was stunned. How could I make such a stupid mistake by accident? Calm down. The more critical the moment, the calmer I should be.

I gave him a gloomy look. "The pain has shifted."

Zhao Tinghao and Qin Zihan looked at each other in confusion. It was as if they were saying, "What's going on?" "How should I know what's going on?"

I shakily took out the kidney tonic I had prepared from my pocket, and with trembling hands, poured out half a bottle of kidney tonic tablets. Oh no, milk tablets, and put them in my mouth. I kept hissing and twitching.

Zhao Tinghao cursed in a low voice. "Keep pretending!"

He didn't believe me.

In a flash, I suddenly thought that pretending to faint could get me out of 99% of trouble. So I fell down and pretended to faint.

Then I was carried to the bed and wheeled to the emergency room. I was shocked. I mustn't go to the emergency room in this situation, or I would be exposed!

Fortunately, Zhao Tinghao was busy taking care of Qin Zihan and didn't follow. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the faces of the doctor and the nurse sister. Then, taking advantage of their inattention, I lifted the quilt, jumped out of bed and ran away as fast as I could.

Finally, I reached the first floor. The street was just outside the glass door. It was getting closer, even closer!

With a loud bang, I actually crashed into the glass door...

Who polished the glass so brightly!

"Yuwei, don't be afraid. Come with me."

I turned my head and saw a handsome young man with fair skin. I was sure that he was the tragic second male lead, the little angel Lei Xuan.

He grabbed me and ran up to the second floor. We saw two bodyguards smoking there. Then we ran up to the third floor and came to the window at the end of the corridor. I was shocked and said, "You're not going to make me jump down, are you?"

He looked at me gently and said, "Yuwei, what nonsense are you talking?"

Then he took out a rope, tied one end to the doorknob of the ward closest to the window, and the other end around our waists. He held me and climbed over the window. The evening breeze blew, and I felt the taste of freedom. Ah, this feeling was damn sweet ~

I thought I might have celebrated too soon. Before my head was fully down, I saw Zhao Tinghao approaching.

He was holding a fruit knife and gesturing at the rope on the doorknob.

"Zhao Tinghao, don't be impulsive!"

This was the third floor!

"Qin Yuwei, didn't you say you had kidney problems?"

"Have you ever heard of misdiagnosis? It was a misdiagnosis."

Lei Xuan said, "Zhao Tinghao, you're being unreasonable. You treat Yuwei badly and still won't let me take her away?"

Zhao Tinghao sneered, "Even if I don't want my woman, she can only stay by my side!"

"No, dear big brothers, can you two stop arguing? Don't you see we're still hanging here? Can you let me get back to the ground first, please?"

Zhao Tinghao ignored me and then warned Lei Xuan, "Lei Xuan, I give you ten seconds to choose between Qin Yuwei and the Leng Group."

Lei Xuan was furious. "Zhao Tinghao, you're despicable!"

I was helpless. You two can keep arguing. I'm going to sleep ~

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2…" The overbearing president took out his phone, dialed a number, and said in a cold voice, "Five minutes. I want to acquire the Leng Group…"

"Zhao Tinghao, I'm giving Yuwei back to you. I'm leaving now."

Then Lei Xuan threw me up with lightning speed, slid down the rope, and left. Just like that, he left...

Woohoo, what happened to the warm-hearted second male lead, the peerless good spare tire? Oh no, good backup guy. How could he be so unprofessional?!

I fell in front of Zhao Tinghao. In front of my eyes were his well-tailored suit pants and shiny Italian handmade leather shoes.

Before he could say anything, I received a text message. When I opened it, it was from Lei Xuan: Yuwei, wait until I'm strong enough... You must wait for me! [Fist]

I don't want to wait. I want to leave right now!

Our overbearing president bent down and lifted my chin. "Want to leave? No way!"

I felt a bit dejected. It seemed that my kidney was in danger.

I silently took out some kidney tonic tablets, wanting to take a few. The overbearing president snatched them away. "Zihan has already found a kidney donor. We don't need yours."

Huh?????

Haha, does that mean I've saved my kidney!

After the kidney-removal incident, exhausted, I sat on the bed and carefully sorted out the recent events. According to the plot development, I was supposed to go abroad with Lei Xuan and return five years later. But why was it like this now? Hadn't the plot gone astray?

Ding-ding——

My phone rang. It was a link sent by Lei Xuan. When I opened it, it was a piece of news:

"Confirmed Cuckoldry - Lei Xuan, the second son of the Leng Group, and Zhao Tinghao's wife went abroad overnight to enjoy a sweet time in Hawaii. Return date is uncertain."

Me: ……

Lei Xuan: Yuwei, after I released this scandal，Zhao Tinghao won't dare to do anything to you. You must wait for me! [Fist]

Me: ……

So nominally, I still went abroad.

Then how should I spend the five-year gap that wasn't written in the plot?

Without the all-knowing perspective, I could only deal with things as they came. Fortunately, Qin Zihan was still in the hospital these days and hadn't come back. Otherwise, I wouldn't have any peace. But for now, I still had to find a way to leave this place.

The front door was being guarded. The villa was so big that I couldn't even find the back door. I really dug a big hole for myself.

I put down my phone and was about to go to sleep when Zhao Tinghao suddenly opened the door and came in. He said his grandmother had come and asked me to go and talk to her.

I quickly realized that this was an opportunity, and a great one at that! Yesterday, I watched the opportunity slip through my fingers. Today, I must seize it firmly!

The reason why Zhao Tinghao's grandmother recognized Qin Yuwei as his granddaughter-in-law was that she was attracted by her purity, cuteness, and good manners. So I decided to do the opposite. I should make her dislike me and force me to divorce Zhao Tinghao.

So I quickly put on a smoky makeup, painted my lips bright red, and wore a backless camisole and a mini skirt.

Even the most open-minded elder would be so angry as to be reborn from the womb if they saw me like this.

I clattered downstairs. When Zhao Tinghao saw my outfit, he was stunned for a long time. But the grandmother, as if she had seen it all, warmly pulled me to sit down.

"Yuwei, you're really stylish today!" The grandmother praised me with a smile.

Me:!!!!!!!!

Hold on. I must follow the original plan.

"Grandma, you don't know this. I dress like this every day. It's really cool! Unlike Zhao Tinghao, who always dresses like a fool every day. It's so annoying."

Zhao Tinghao's face dropped. "Qin Yuwei, watch your language."

I pretended to just realize it, quickly covered my mouth, and then laughed. "Oops, I was just talking nonsense. Zhao Tinghao isn't stupid. Grandma, don't take it to heart. I just can't control my big mouth."

"Qin Yuwei!" Zhao Tinghao stood up angrily. "Don't push my patience to the limit!"

Before I could retort, Grandma angrily tapped the floor tile with her walking stick.

Is she angry? Yay, Grandma is angry!
Grandma, just scold me loudly. Let the storm come more violently!

"How can you talk like that!" Grandma was so angry that her face turned red.

I was about to open my mouth and say I was wrong when I heard her continue, "Tinghao, hurry up and apologize to your wife!"

Zhao Tinghao:!!!!

Me:????

Before I could process the situation, Grandma gently took my hand again. "Yuwei, don't take it to heart. That kid Tinghao is just like this! But your makeup looks really nice, and your clothes are pretty too. When you're young, you should dress like this. Otherwise, you won't be able to when you're old."

Me: "..."

It seems this way won't work.

The sky outside the window was a deep blue, with large clouds floating by. The summer wind blew, making the leaves rustle.

I was sitting in the room, bored. Zhao Tinghao threw me a backless lace dress.

"What's this for?"

"Don't you like wearing backless clothes? Some clients are coming to play golf tomorrow. You can wear this and keep them company."

Damn it! This is clearly going to offer me to some client! If I'm not wrong, it's either a middle-aged, greasy, bald guy or a perverted, sickly sissy with special hobbies.

Although usually at a critical moment, the male lead will come to save the female lead with his protagonist's halo, but what if something goes wrong?

After much thought, I decided to save myself. What if I say I'm Zhao Tinghao's wife? No, people outside don't know what Zhao Tinghao's wife looks like at all. Plus, with that  about me eloping with Lei Xuan abroad, no one will believe me.

It seems all the roads are blocked.

I was so anxious that I was running around in circles. After racking my brains, I finally had an epiphany and found a way to resolve the crisis.

Since I unexpectedly pleased the overbearing president's grandma today, the overbearing president no longer restricts my range of activities. However, no matter where I go, I have to be followed by a bodyguard.

Bah, I don't care about any bodyguards. I'll do what I want.

So...

...

The next day, I was still sound asleep with my head covered when Aunt Li came to knock on my door and said that the overbearing president asked me to get dressed and go over. I stretched, yawned, and slowly got up to wash, put on makeup, and change clothes.

When I came down the stairs, Aunt Li was still reporting to Zhao Tinghao on the phone. She was a bit surprised to see me coming downstairs obediently.

I walked gracefully to the golf course. The wind was strong, blowing my hair that smelled like Bawang anti-hair loss shampoo.

It seemed that Zhao Tinghao and his clients had been playing for a while.

From their eyes, I could feel their ill intentions towards me. Judging from Zhao Tinghao's expression, he seemed quite satisfied with my appearance.

I quickly walked over and hugged Zhao Tinghao's arm, starting to act coquettish. "Wah, oppa, how could you do this? You didn't even wake me up when you got up."

Our overbearing president had a face full of black lines and said through gritted teeth, "Qin Yuwei, that's enough!"

I let out an "oh" and turned around to see everyone looking at me with strange expressions, and some were even whispering. Only Zhao Tinghao looked confused.

Haha, this is exactly the effect I want. Boy, now I'll make you understand!

I gave the overbearing president a sweet smile. "Honey, do I look good in this dress?"

As I said this, I twirled around in front of him. He suddenly grabbed my arm in a fit of rage. "Qin Yuwei, I never thought you actually like cupping!"

"Oops, I've had a lot of dampness in my body recently. My poop doesn't flush away even after flushing for a long time. I heard that cupping is useful, so I went."

I directly ignored the increasingly oppressive atmosphere around Zhao Tinghao and continued, "I originally wanted the cupping master to make a heart-shaped 9 on my back, but there were no heart-shaped cups."

Pfft, there were some suppressed chuckles from around.

I turned my back to him. "Tinghao, look. Doesn't it kind of look like a heart-shaped 9 at first glance?"

He furrowed his brows tightly, trying hard to suppress his anger, and said harshly, "To me, it looks like three rows of abacus beads!"

The people around couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.

For the rest of the day, I was called "Heart 9".

"Hey, Heart 9 girl, come here for a moment."

"Umm... What was it called? Heart 9, go and get some drinks."

I was constantly observing Zhao Tinghao's expression, fearing that he might swing the golf club at me in a fit of anger. Fortunately, he didn't do that.

Only when we were going back, he drove his Ferrari, and I had to walk...

This man is so petty!

But I was extremely happy all day because I successfully avoided the crisis.

However, soon a bucket of cold water was poured on me.

I had just taken a shower and was about to go to bed when Grandma called and asked why my belly hadn't shown any signs of pregnancy even though I had been married to Zhao Tinghao for so long. She insisted that Zhao Tinghao and I go to the hospital for a check-up the next day.

What should I do?

I called Zhao Tinghao, and as expected, he threw me two words: "No way!"

At the same time, Grandma was spamming me on WeChat:
Link 1: "Shocking! I haven't been able to get pregnant for several years after marriage. It's all because of this!"
Link 2: "These easily overlooked small habits are the main culprits of infertility!"
Link 3: "I'm very agony because I haven't had a child since getting married to my husband."

Me: ……

I had to call Zhao Tinghao again. This time, he hung up on me directly.

How can I make Zhao Tinghao go to the hospital for a check-up obediently? I need to give Grandma an explanation!

After thinking it over and over, I decided to push him.

The next day, I went to xxx Hospital and got an expert appointment. While waiting for my turn, I sent Zhao Tinghao a text message.

Finally, it was my turn. In the consulting room was an old doctor in his fifties or sixties.

"Doctor, actually, it's not me who needs to be examined. It's my husband. He's too embarrassed to come. You can ask me any questions directly."

The doctor looked a bit embarrassed. "It would be more accurate if the patient comes in person."

Seeing my troubled expression, the doctor waved his hand. "Forget it. Asking you is fine too."

When the doctor was checking my registration information, Zhao Tinghao sent me a text message: Did you really go to the hospital?

I didn't reply.

He then called me immediately. I secretly answered the phone and deliberately didn't say anything.

At this time, the doctor started to ask me, "Your husband, emm, compared to a bitter gourd?"

I waved my hand. "Nowhere near that size!"

He was slightly surprised. "Compared to a peeled small banana?"

"Not that big either."

The doctor was shocked and slowly stretched out his little finger...

I sighed and slowly stretched out my own little finger, which was a size smaller than his...

After the doctor finished the examination, out of professional ethics, he didn't show any obvious reaction. He just had an "I understand" expression on his face, and then wrote down his diagnosis with a serious look and let me go.

As soon as I walked out of the consulting room and took out my phone, I saw that the call had been disconnected at some point, but I received seven or eight text messages from Zhao Tinghao: Qin Yuwei, you're courting death!
Haven't you ever felt it? You're lying through your teeth!
I'm warning you again! You've really pissed me off!
…… (Other swear words are omitted here)

These text messages were just verbal warnings. I'm not afraid at all. Everyone knows that the overbearing president just likes to talk big!

However, the words written on the doctor's prescription were so scribbled that I couldn't make them out at all. So I found a nurse sister and asked her. The sister said it was a sperm health check.

Oh my god, this is so exciting!

I called Zhao Tinghao with a happy mood. The phone rang once and he picked up. Before I could say anything, Zhao Tinghao started to roar like Ma Jingtao, shouting "Qin Yuwei!" as a three-word warning.

"Overbearing president, don't get angry so quickly. Just now, the doctor prescribed a sperm survival rate check for you. When do you think you'll have time to come? If you don't come, the money will be wasted."

"I don't care about the money. I'm not going!"

"But Grandma is keeping an eye on us to do the check-up."

I sighed. "If you really don't want to come, I'll have to ask Lei Xuan to get some from you and send it over by private jet. But by then, the little tadpoles might not be able to swim anymore."

Zhao Tinghao: "...... Which hospital are you at? I'm going there right now."

He really arrived very quickly. After the examination, the report showed that there was no problem. When we left, the doctor patted my shoulder and said earnestly, "You should be more understanding of your husband. He... has it hard too..."

I pursed my lips to hold back my laughter and nodded heavily.

Zhao Tinghao was still angry, so I chose not to provoke him. Although I was being glared at by Zhao Tinghao's angry eyes, I was still full of energy... Hehe ~

But I miscalculated. Before I could get in the car, Zhao Tinghao stepped on the gas pedal hard and drove away, leaving me only to see the rear of his Ferrari.

Hmph, do you think I can't take a taxi?

As soon as I opened my phone, I received a text message from Zhao Tinghao: You won't be able to take a taxi either. Your bank card has been frozen. Don't even think about using Alipay or WeChat!

Me: "……"

I took out the only 20 cents left in my pocket and shed two lines of tears in the wind.

By the time I walked back, it was already dark. I was tired and hungry, and Zhao Tinghao didn't even leave me any food!

I sat at the dining table, rubbing my sore feet and slurping a bucket of Master Kong instant noodles. I accidentally saw Zhao Tinghao's phone still lying on the chair next to me.

I excitedly picked up the phone. Humph, if you're not kind to me, don't blame me for being unrighteous!

Haha.

Maybe I was too tired from walking during the day. As soon as my head touched the pillow, I fell asleep.

I had a dreamless night.

Early in the morning, Zhao Tinghao asked Aunt Li to wake me up and send him some documents. I yawned continuously as I sat on the bus with the documents in my arms. But whenever I thought about the little "treasure" in my pocket, I couldn't help but want to laugh.

When I arrived at the company, I happened to meet Zhao Tinghao. He walked over in his well-tailored suit, followed by a group of subordinates. "Here's your document," I said as I handed it to him and took out his forgotten phone. "You even forgot to take your phone."

He took the phone and the document and told me to leave. Hehe, what a joke. I haven't witnessed the result of my masterpiece yet. How could I leave now?

"Overbearing president, I came to deliver these stupid documents without having breakfast. Don't you have a pantry here? I want to get something to eat."

Seeing his hesitation, I added fuel to the fire. "Look, so many people are watching. How can you bear to bully a weak woman like me?"

"Weak woman? You're more like a shrew," he said, but then he actually laughed. "Fine, let's go. You can eat."

So I got on the elevator with them.

I checked the time. I guessed it should be coming soon! My heart was pounding with excitement.

Suddenly, someone's phone in the elevator made an indescribable sound, and the volume was very loud. The sound echoed off the four walls of the elevator, deafening, with added 3D surround sound.

Everyone tried to hold back their laughter, but some still couldn't help but let out a few low chuckles.

Zhao Tinghao furrowed his brows and sternly shouted, "Who is it!"

No one answered.

Just then, the sound changed to: Dingding ~ Dici ~ Lala ~ Po er, Teletubbies ~ Teletubbies ~ I want, baby milkshake! Baby milkshake!

This time, no one could hold it in anymore. Everyone burst out laughing, holding their stomachs.

Zhao Tinghao suddenly realized what was going on. He quickly took out the phone I had just given him and found that the alarm was ringing. He fumbled to turn off the alarm, his teeth itching with anger as he stared at me furiously.

If his eyes could shoot arrows, I would probably have been shot into a sieve.

Although I made him angry, he still allowed me to go to the pantry.

Because I ate too much in the pantry, I had no appetite at dinner time.

I secretly sighed. What a pity. I couldn't taste the chicken soup sent by the overbearing president's grandma.

Zhao Tinghao didn't look very good during the day. I thought it was because my pranks made his overbearing president's dignity hit rock bottom and he lost all face in front of his employees.

Maybe I should do something to make amends.

I thought of that bowl of chicken soup.

It should be cold after being left out for so long. Maybe I should heat it up for the overbearing president and take the opportunity to gain some favor.

I took the chicken soup into the kitchen. Aunt Li said with relief, "Madam has finally come to her senses. That's right. A couple shouldn't be like you two were a few days ago, acting like enemies."

Well, Aunt Li, you misunderstood, but I don't plan to explain.

I checked the time. Zhao Tinghao should be back soon. Aunt Li went out to the living room to set the table. I lifted the lid of the pot, and the fragrant smell of chicken soup wafted out. But it felt like something was missing.

That's right, ginger.

However, this president is rather picky. He never eats ginger slices, only minced ginger.

I opened the cabinet and searched around. Finally, I found minced ginger in the corner. I scooped a little with a small spoon and added it to the soup.

When I took the soup out, Zhao Tinghao had already come back and was sitting at the dining table.

He sneered at my enthusiasm. Aunt Li kept speaking well of me, but it was all in vain.

He seemed determined not to drink the chicken soup. It would be a waste to let the soup go to waste, so I finally confessed that it was sent by his grandma. Only then did he reluctantly take a couple of sips.

As soon as he put down his chopsticks, his handsome face turned pale in an instant. He furrowed his brows tightly, indicating that something was seriously wrong. He looked  and said, "Qin Yuwei, what did you add to the soup?!"

Seeing how uncomfortable he was, I panicked immediately. "I didn't add anything. I just added a little minced ginger."

Aunt Li was shocked and quickly said, "Madam, did you add croton cream from the very back of the cabinet?"

"Ah?"

Zhao Tinghao gritted his teeth. "You really have some nerve!"

Finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore. He stood up abruptly,  his buttocks, and scurried towards the toilet in small steps. I went to the door of the bathroom and clearly heard the sound of poop splashing as if it was going to hit the ceiling.

After a while, it finally quieted down. I summoned up my courage and weakly asked, "Are you still having diarrhea?"

"Qin Yuwei, you'd better not talk to me right now!" His voice was slightly trembling at the end.

Not long after, it started again. The sound was even more intense than before, accompanied by Zhao Tinghao's angry roar, "Qin Yuwei, what else did you add! I'm really going to be driven crazy by you!"

"I, I swear. I only added that... croton cream that looked like minced ginger."

The overbearing president let out a low growl. "Ah! It must be Grandma who did this!"

"What? What did Grandma do?"

"Still asking? Of course it's medicine!"

Me: "……"

It seems Grandma really wants to hold a grandson.

A healthy adult can have diarrhea for four or five days after taking one croton. It's only the second day for Zhao Tinghao. He didn't dare to eat anything for dinner. If he ate, he would definitely have diarrhea immediately.

During this special period, he still wanted to go to work.

"Come on. Aren't you afraid of suddenly having diarrhea while giving a speech?"

"I'll try my best to hold it in," he