Waking up as the saintly, naive heroine in a cliché CEO romance novel was never part of Qin Yuwei\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s plan—especially since she’s the author of The CEO’s Final Regret. But here she is, trapped in her own story, destined to lose a kidney to the male lead’s first love in just two weeks. Armed with insider knowledge of the plot, Yuwei is determined to rewrite her fate. But with a venom-tongued CEO who’s impossible to shake, a loyal backup love interest who’s more unreliable than she thought, and a mansion full of green tea b*tches, her path to kidney survival is anything but smooth.
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I sat by the bedside and skillfully lit a cigarette. "Don't be sad. I'll take responsibility for you."
The man flung back the quilt, revealing a cold and handsome face with a strong jawline. His thin lips curled slightly into a devilish smile. He extended his long, slender index finger and tilted my chin up. "Woman, are you trying to get my attention this way? Hmm?"
I calmly moved his hand away. "Ah, no, I'm not..."
God knows I'm racking my brains to make this man hate me in order to keep my kidney. I wish he would get angry and throw me to Africa!
I never dreamed that one day I would become the Mary Sue female lead in my own domineering president novel, The President Finally Regrets. In this strange world, I can only rely on my advantage of knowing the plot in advance to survive.
In half a month, the male lead Zhao Tinghao's white moonlight, Qin Zihan, will be back. If I remember correctly, the day after she comes back, she will dig out one of the female lead's kidneys, that is, mine. Qin Yuwei. The second male lead, Lei Xuan, the spare tire, will secretly take me away right after the operation.
At present, the most important thing is to find a way to keep my kidney.
Suddenly, an idea struck me. Since Lei Xuan has the ability to take me away, why not leave now?
But I don't know where to find him now. I'm so regretful that I could kick myself. Why didn't I make up a home address for Lei Xuan? It seems that I can only rely on myself now.
While I was immersed in worry, I suddenly remembered that the popular actress Lin Huiru was coming today. My memory told me that she came here on purpose to pick a fight and deliberately fell down the stairs to frame me.
Judging from the current situation, I can only hide. But this is Zhao Tinghao's territory. He can find me no matter where I hide.
After much thought, I decided to stay in the toilet.
Looking at the time, Lin Huiru should be arriving soon. I pressed myself against the back of the toilet door and listened carefully. There were indeed sounds outside.
"Tinghao, I miss you. By the way, I heard that Yuwei is here. Why don't I see her?"
When I heard her mention me, I instinctively stepped back, but kicked over a bottle of Mr. Muscle. I was so startled that I decided to strike first. "Huiru, I'm using the toilet!"
Zhao Tinghao said impatiently, "Qin Yuwei, how much longer are you going to stay in the toilet? It's already been an hour!"
"I, I'm constipated."
Another twenty minutes passed. I really had no reason to stay any longer, so I had to open the door and come out.
Lin Huiru pretended to be concerned and asked me if I was feeling okay. I glanced at Zhao Tinghao and saw that he still had a cold face.
I replied, "My hemorrhoids are acting up. It really hurts."
Zhao Tinghao sneered. "Where did you get hemorrhoids?"
My face turned bright red, and Lin Huiru's face turned pale. I've never regretted creating such a venomous-tongued character for the male lead as much as I do now.
Lin Huiru pretended to be calm and asked me a few words of concern. Then she took my arm and said she wanted to take a look at my room.
Here it comes. She's starting!
I shook my head like a rattle. "No, no, no. Let's just chat on the first floor. There's no need to go to my room."
But she was persistent and insisted on going. Zhao Tinghao also said that it wouldn't cost me anything to let her have a look.
I was so anxious that sweat broke out on my forehead. Then I had a flash of inspiration. "Okay, let's go. As long as you, Huiru, don't mind the posters of nude men all over my room. Let me tell you, they are all top-notch. I fall asleep every night looking at the abs and pecs on the wall."
Zhao Tinghao shot me a sharp look, which was even more lethal than Ultraman's laser.
In order to maintain her pure and innocent image in front of Zhao Tinghao, Lin Huiru finally gave up the idea of visiting the second floor. I let out a sigh of relief. I finally managed to dodge a bullet.
After spending some time dealing with Lin Huiru and then several days outwitting Zhao Tinghao's other admirers, finally, the queen of the white lotus, Qin Zihan, was about to return.
I was at a loss and had a poor appetite. I only ate two bowls of rice for dinner. Zhao Tinghao asked me, "What's wrong with you?"
"My kidney hurts."
After dinner, I went to bed early. However, I tossed and turned for most of the night and realized a truth: People still have to save themselves.
Maybe I thought too much last night. When I got up, it was almost noon. Zhao Tinghao had gone to the company early in the morning. The servants were all Zhao Tinghao's eyes and ears. I quietly came to the villa gate and took out a large bunch of keys I had stolen last night.
Humph, I'll try them one by one. I don't believe I can't open the door.
Just as I was about to open the door, shit, I forgot it was a combination lock! Right, the password! I'm the author. No one knows the password better than I do!
I excitedly pressed: 123456
Beep, the door opened.
The first thing I did after coming out was to go to the wet market. Along the way, I was thinking that both humans and pigs are mammals, so human kidneys and pig kidneys should be more or less the same. So I decided right away to buy a pig kidney.
I carried the pig kidney and went to xx Hospital to find the chief surgeon who was going to remove my kidney.
He smiled at me and said, "We doctors don't accept gifts from patients."
"No, doctor, you've misunderstood. Have you ever seen anyone give a pig kidney as a gift?" I leaned closer to him and whispered, "The night after tomorrow, I will be brought here with another woman. That woman claims she needs a kidney transplant, but in fact, she is perfectly healthy and has no problems at all. Her only purpose is to get my kidney. So I'd like to ask you not to really remove my kidney. Instead, show this pig kidney to an incredibly handsome guy as if it were mine. And finally, when you get home, stir-fry it with some scallions. It's really delicious!"
He took the pig kidney, nodded seriously, then turned around and dialed a phone number, speaking in a low voice. I couldn't hear what he said.
After hanging up the phone, he told me to stay put. Soon, I was taken to the psychiatry department by the hospital security guards.
"No, I'm not sick. You've got the wrong person!"
It was Zhao Tinghao who came to take me out. I didn't want to look at his brows furrowed like a bar chart, nor did I want to deal with the emotions in his eyes that were divided like a pie chart.
I just wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into. I was so embarrassed. I wanted to disappear.
He was driving a Ferrari with one hand, stepping on the gas to 250 mph. He turned his head and said teasingly, "How about having pig kidney stir-fried with scallions tonight?"
I pinched his forearm a few times. "Get lost."
As soon as we got back to the villa, we saw several suitcases. I thought something was wrong. At this moment, a woman with charming eyes, a delicate face, and a graceful figure came down the stairs.
I immediately guessed that this was the vicious second female lead, Qin Zihan.
Here it comes. It still came. The wheel of the clichéd plot in the domineering president novel rolled over me mercilessly. Well, I might as well eat more pig kidneys tonight. After all, eating something can nourish the corresponding part of the body.
Qin Zihan was back. I sat on the bedside, at a loss. According to the plot, tomorrow was the day to have my kidney removed.
Suddenly, I had a shock. I had forgotten that Zhao Tinghao, out of guilt towards Qin Yuwei, would spend an intimate night with her tonight.
I don't want that!
Before I could come up with a countermeasure, Zhao Tinghao had already opened the door and come in. At this moment, I deeply regretted giving the male lead the right to enter freely.
As expected, he was only wearing a bathrobe, with his pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs faintly visible.
What a hot body... Bah! What time is it now? I need to calm down, calm down!
He frowned tightly, his expression full of guilt. He took a big step forward and hugged me.
I struggled desperately. He said in a hoarse voice, "Woman, you're playing with fire!"
I was instantly stunned. I swallowed hard and said, "I can spray water. Let's go and save grandpa together."
He curved his lips into a smile. "What did you say you can do?"
Ahhh! What nonsense did I just say? Take it back, take it back!
I used all my strength to kick him in the abs, forcing us apart. "Give me a moment to calm down, just a moment."
Finally, he let go of me and looked at me with great interest.
Judging from the situation, unless I tied him up, tonight would definitely... That's right! Just tie him up and it'll be done!
I gritted my teeth and decided to go for it.
"Tinghao, let's do something exciting today. Wait for me to find a rope first."
He was stunned at first, and then his expression turned into one that seemed to say, "You're quite smart, little girl." He was full of playfulness.
When I found the rope, we started arguing about who should be tied up.
This guy only responds to soft tactics, so I softened my tone. "No, I want to take the lead tonight."
Only then did Zhao Tinghao give in. I smiled wickedly and tied him up tightly, making a firm knot at the end of the rope.
He lay on the bed, waiting for me, looking as if he was ready to face death. I laughed out loud and directly threw a quilt over him.
"Qin Yuwei, I'm warning you!" He tried his best to suppress his boiling anger.
"Serves you right for being so horny and lecherous, !" I sat on the sofa next to him, crossed my legs, and sipped Italian handmade coffee, quietly watching him.
He started to wriggle, probably trying to untie the rope.
I laughed. "Wriggle, keep wriggling."
"Qin Yuwei!"
He struggled for a long time, and finally, he stopped moving and fell asleep. I thought Zhao Tinghao couldn't come up with any tricks, so I relaxed. Overwhelmed by sleepiness, I fell asleep.
I slept until dawn. Zhao Tinghao was no longer on the bed, leaving only a rope.
How did he untie it?
I don't dare to ask, and I don't dare to say.
I stretched and walked downstairs. I saw Qin Zihan sitting gracefully on the sofa, as if she were the mistress of the house.
I recalled carefully. There was going to be another high-energy scene here.
Qin Zihan looked at me with an innocent face and a beaming smile. "Sister, we haven't chatted for a long time."
If I remembered correctly, she was about to play her trump card!
I was just about to sneak back when, to my surprise, she grabbed me and looked at me with watery eyes.
If it were someone else, they would definitely be deceived by her appearance.
At this moment, the maid, Aunt Li, passed by with a plate of mangoes. "Madam, the president gave instructions before going out today. He asked you to spend some time chatting with Miss Zihan when you have time."
Damn it...
Now I could only meet the challenge head-on. So I stiffly sat down next to Qin Zihan.
"Sister, I really missed you during the years I was abroad..." She started to pretend to pour out her feelings.
As expected of a character I created, she was so scheming.
I was calculating the time in my mind. Watching the pointer pass 12... Here came the high-energy scene.
Suddenly, Qin Zihan plopped down on the ground, covering her face with her hands and looking at me with teary eyes. "Sister, what did I say wrong? Why did you push me and hit me?"
Zhao Tinghao, who came back to get the company documents, happened to see this scene. He strode over with his long legs, picked Qin Zihan up and held her in his arms, glaring at me fiercely with anger in his eyes. "Qin Yuwei, you're so intolerant of Zihan!"