Help?! My Harem is Trying to Kill Me!

The Council of God's granted me one wish, so I told them...

"Reincarnate me as a Harem Protagonist in an H game!"

“I...you...wha...uh..e-e-e-eeehhh????”

(This story is purely for fun. So I have no idea whats going to happen from here on out. But, hopefully you enjoy!)

P.S. This is not my cover, all credit goes to the artist.